Saturday, March 13, 2010

Real Women Change Shocks

It was the beginning of another hot, windy, dry day on the farm. I looked at my watch. Barely 9am, though we had already been working for a while now; if you can call laying in the fields working. My two sisters and I decided to go sit in the truck for a while. We noticed my brother had left the keys in the ignition. I tried to convince my older sister to drive, but she was smarter than me, and refused.
It was the summer of my 14th birthday. I quickly got behind the wheel and after a few attempts (it was a standrad), the truck was moving. As I looked in the rear-view mirror, I saw my brother yelling and running towards us. I found the gas pedal quickly. And so we were off.
My sisters and I were crammed like sardines into the little white pick-up; flying over the bumps on the dirt/rock roads of the farm. The fields stretched on for miles. And so we rode on for a few more minutes.
As I drove the truck up the pivot road I saw my brother coming towards us. I slammed on the brakes just before hitting the white cement at the base of the pivot. As soon as the engine was turned off, we flung open the doors, and ran as fast as we could for the potato field. Once we were a little distance off, we quickly layed down in between the rows and rows of potatoes in hopes my brother couldn't find/see us.
No sooner had we layed down than we found we were being attacked by dirt clods. Huge, sometimes rocky, always hard, dirt clods. One after another. Landing within feet of where we were laying. In the distance we could hear my brother yelling about our stupidity for taking the truck and how we were going to get it when dad found out. And then, finally, there was silence. The bombing of dirt clods had ceased....
My dad did find out. He said that I went so fast and hard over so many bumps on the dirt road that I ruined the shocks.
My consequence: to change the shocks in the truck.

11 comments:

Betsy Fowler said...

:)

lamack said...

Kate, you need to write more blog entries! I love them! What a Funny story.

Anonymous said...

Those pictures are AWESOME! I still cant believe you come from a family of 10! Blows me away. I miss you! Thanks for the story...needed some place to go today other than where I am and the Farm was awesome!

Anonymous said...

OH MY HECK! I totally thought you were the little girl with the brown hair! Look at you with your bob!!! Didnt even look like you but I was trying to figure out where Jena was and then realized oh my gosh thats not kate! LOVE IT!

Jody LaFlamme said...

That is so funny!

Alison said...

My mom... who was always wayyyyyyyy ahead of her time taught me a similiar lesson. But her tag line was...

Real Women Shock Change!!

Rowboat said...

why is your font so small young lady? do real women change fonts too? you can tell the story about the time you guys convinced me to call that guy porky...i haven't forgiven you for that by the way.

Brewer's Ink said...

You are such a character, and I LOVE you for it!

Anonymous said...

you really do need to write more....I love reading your stories!!

The Booher's said...

Kate I love the hairdo! I too sported the same bob and color as a teen! Thank goodness we grew out of it right! Ha!

Heidi said...

Yeah, the story is funny, but I think your hair takes the prize for funniest! I love old hair styles.