Friday, September 25, 2009

Long Overdue

So, I've been meaning to dedicate a post to my good man for a while, and seeing how it's his birthday today, I figured today would work out perfect to FINALLY get this post written.
I could tell you that the reason for this post is because of all these random reasons like...
  • He's now ranked in the top 8% in his class with a 3.92 GPA (yawn).
  • He makes us VERY healthy breakfast smoothies every day (even when he leaves at 6am, but not when he leaves at 4am, what's up with that?).
  • He watched the boys a number of times this summer so I could go spend time with my sister in Portland and go to NYC for my big 3-0.
... but I don't want to bore all of you with those miniscule details of his life...
So the REAL reason(s) for this post is because my husband has some uniquely impressive talents that need to be highlighted such as...
  • His ability to quote Ramona Quimby better than anyone else I know (It has NOTHING to do with the fact that he has me check out Ramona Quimby audiotapes for him to listen to in the car. Seriously. They're for him.) Melts. My. Heart.
  • He has a very positive outlook. For example, the other day he found out that we live within 30 minutes of a nuclear power plant that if it were to explode, it would have a 50 mile radius of exposure. "But, the good thing is that we'd go really fast". See? Always positive.
  • Last, but not least, Dave is a domestic extraordinaire. See the evidence below (Landon's b-day cake). All hand-crafted by Domestic Dave (he insists I call him that) himself.
It's nice to know that if this whole Doctor thing doesn't work out, he's got a fall-back plan.
Just wanted to let you know, David, that even though you are obviously getting older, you are sexier now than the day I met you. INSIDE and out. Seriously. I. LOVE. YOU.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Shout Out


Dear Maama,

David thanks you for the new office chair.

Izak thanks you even more for the new bed.


Friday, September 4, 2009

Words O' Wisdom Citings

I wouldn't be a real friend if I didn't take the time to share with you some recent valuable information that I have come across...

"Buckle up your baby! Safety in the clinic is as important as safety in your car!"
(Sign posted at doctor's clinic) Seriously?! The SAME?!

Landon feeling relieved after his building barely dodges the head-on collision with the building next door.


"It's a kilt people. If I was wearing something underneath, then it would be a skirt."
(On the back of some guy's shirt-who was wearing a kilt. I checked.)

Kilt or skirt? I guess you'll never know...


And the last, but DEFINITELY my favorite...
"God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends."
(On a PLAQUE!! at a store)

I bet you can't guess what my sisters will be getting for Christmas...


Now, be a real friend, share your most recent Words O' Wisdom citings...